Notice on farm land-"Farmer allows walkers to cross field. Bull charges."
Notice on Repair Anything door-"We can repair anything.Knock hard on door.Bell not working"
Safari Park notice-"Elephants please sit in your cars."
In an office-"After your tea break,staff should empty teapot,and stand upside down on draining board".
In a vet's waiting room-"Back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! "
On a cafe window-"Don't stand outside. Come in and be fed up."
Road side sign -"Caution!Water during rainfalls."
Outside a church-"Don't let worries kill you. Let the church help
Road side sign-"Soft shoulder.Blind corners. Narrow road. Big lorries. Good luck1"
In a Department Store-"Bargain basement upstairs!"